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C-rcl-ng +he Jerann... **Forward:** -'d l-ke +o po-n+ ou+ +ha+ my prof-le -s obv-ously ano+her burner -n +he d-ff-cult wa+ers of s0c-41 c0mmen+4ry -n our soc-e+y -'ve +aken grea+ care +o (for +he mos+ par+) anonym-se my +yp-ng qu-rk ac+ually, - hardly +ype or speak a+ all, as - +ry +o adhere +o a personal vow of s-lence... bu+ - mus+ say, Jerann really fr-es my grubsauce!!! the recent piece where he exploits and insults the poor grub was too much i simply cannot compose myself enough to type with my foux quirk right now!!! ... wha+ follows -s a sa+-r-cal dress-ngdown of +he (ye+ ano+her) en+-+led VB, Jerann Mussel. **C-rcl-ng +he Jerann Par+ 0: pre+end - have -n+egr-+y** everyone knows +ha+ - am no+ con+traverc-al -n +he leas+ how can anybody poss-bly +h-nk +ha+ - am when - cons+an+ly publ-cly reaff-rm my -ntegr-+y! - have -n+egr-+y - have -n+egr-+y - have -n+egr-+y see? now - expec+ everyone +o ac+ually bel-eve -+ because as we know +oxic ac+s of publ-c-s-ng people's d-r+y laundry -s really jus+ "+ell-ng +he +ru+h" bully-ng en+-re soc-al ne+works for a scoop -s ac+ually just "sound -nves+-ga+-ve prac+-ce" and as we'll come +o f-nd ou+, -'m an -n+ell-gen+ journal-s+ who speaks +he +ru+h, has sound prac+-ces, bu+ above all... has -n+egr-+y and now a pompous -n+erv-ew w-+h myself +ha+ would only make -d-o+s +h-nk -'m unb-ased: COPYJB: why do you +h-nk you were un-nv-+ed? GERMYY: - lack +he selfawareness a++r-bu+e requ-red +o unders+and why - repel +he people -n my l-fe has anyone g-ven any reasons? DRAINO: none of my v-c+-ms have -n+egr-+y, jus+ me, -+'s me, - have -n+egri+y bu+ also, Jeev-k th-nks -'m mean :'( so -'ll make some vacuous xcuse for leg-+-m-s-ng my nookhur+ feel-ngs >:) +ha+ sounds vague JOKEMAN: -+ has +o be, -'d say -+'s for legal reasons bu+ really -'m jus+ +oo much of a coddled wr-ggler +o ac+ually +ell +he +ru+h or +o even show +ha+ - have -n+egri+y for +ha+ ma++er, because my conv-c+-ons run +h-n a+ +he s-gh+ of consequences some have sugges+ed you were "d-s-nv-+ed" for be-ng d-ff-cul+ DUMNUK: probably because - +h-nk ask-ng nonsequ-+urs and -nappropr-a+ely reveal-ng pr-va+e -nforma+-on fos+ers good rela+-onsh-ps do you +h-nk maybe you're be-ng overly drama+-c? selfabsorbed? SUNFSH: yes, -'m selfaware enough +o know +h-s, bu+ ra+her +han own up +o -+ wh-ch would make me -nf-n-+ely more respectable... - w-ll -ns+ead dodge +he ques+-on by c-rcl-ng back +o my -mmeasurable -n+egr-+y are you plann-ng +o a++end +he par+y anyway? LIAR: -'ll say +ha+ - have +he good manners no+ +o push my luck, bu+ -ns+ead -'ll jus+ ou+r-gh+ adm-+ +o everyone +ha+ - W-LL be go-ng... d-d you +hrea+en +o publ-sh her secre+? yes, however - -ns-s+ on a fu+-le seman+-c d-s+-nc+-on because +ha+'s wha+ - wan+ people +o bel-eve +rue -n+egr-+y means you push and bully your subjec+ -n+o subm-ss-on she sa-d - was "overs+epp-ng" - sa-d - was uphold-ng +he fallac-ous values of a genoc-dal d-c+a+orsh-p she sa-d - was "ru-n-ng +he v-be" - say some pe++y re+or+ and +h-nk -+'s a "go+cha" and +hen... - now -nv-+e all +he readers w-+h rus+ed +h-nkpans +o do +he consp-racymak-ng +hemselves so - can rema-n legally un+ouchable +-me +o grands+and l-ke -m ac+ually pu++-ng myself a+ r-sk aga-n oh, and say some m-lkbeas+manure abou+ people while being all grubsqueezed abou+ -+ and f-n-sh off on some morn-ngbeas+like conf-dence as +hough - have ANY swagger f-nal ques+-on. wha+ would you say +o cr-dea r-gh+ now, -f she's read-ng +h-s? JERANN: please pay a++en+-on +o me, my lusus never gave me enough a++en+-on and now - make -+ everyone else's problem!