longer.blue

Open letter to Donald J Trump. It’s so refreshing you let Steven Miller make all your policy decisions. So many are glad you have become a big nothing burger. Thought you would have gotten rid of Susie after what she said but she, too, makes more decisions than you. Rubio will be a great choice for Venezuela. He already hung out with drug dealers so he will be awesome getting you and little Don a connect. JD is going to make a better president than you. He’s younger than you and likes eyeliner and bathing and handles your loaded diaper like a champ! All admirable in a round about way. Congratulations on becoming irrelevant. Talk all you want but the real power has been wrestled from your weak grasp. You just don’t know it yet. Bragging about taking your third cognitive test isn’t the flex you think. Have fun bombing people while the true president and VP do more than your sleepy addled brain can comprehend. And take a shower! People say you smell like swamp ass.