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Some of us humans, making and/or laughing at silly cartoons that seem "blasphemous" to Abrahamists (vide: 'Family Guy', S13E6): "Hey God, I'm honestly a bit angry that you created such a living nightmare hellscape of a universe as part of your grand design, and because I can't seem to get in touch with you directly, I'm going to make some satirical media to find humor in the situation." God, the LORD Almighty (according to Abrahamist Hell-peddlers in the comments section of this clip): "As the supreme creator, maintainer, ruler, and operator of this entire, unthinkably vast cosmos, you making or laughing at jokes about my design on a TV show means I feel so slighted that it's justifiable for me to throw you into an even worse-designed place that will involve you suffering unimaginable agony for not merely the span of an Earthly human life, but all of eternity. Yes, but it's true—you humans are my beloved creations whom I adore, want to have a relationship with, and for some reason whom I require to worship me or I will send you to the aforementioned eternal torture chamber for that infraction, as well. But remember, on top of both stuff like Unit 731 on Earth and the existence of said eternal torture chamber waiting for a lot of you after you die, I really DO love all of you and need you to keep worshipping me. Seriously. Please love me."