SOS 🤣 (manic poetry) 5/9/2004 I found this in old computer files SOS A cry for help A cry for hope And the short name For chipped beef on toast Of the strange things that Have shocked my mind the most Near the top of the list IS chipped beef on toast My mother never made it OF that fact I can boast She never exposed me To evil chipped beef on toast I probably was the only 18 year old from coast to coast Blissfully unaware SOS Was chipped beef on toast Close calls there were many But the scariest close almost Was a few days of desperation Facing chipped beef on toast A poor farm in Colorado Poor folks they did host With Split pea soup AND Chipped beef on toast (I didn’t stay there long…lmao) I know that was scary AND the call was close I really did go hungry And refused chipped beef on toast I need real food Steak, potatoes, roast Don’t ever try to feed me ANY chipped beef on toast You would never imagine I could be so verbose About a subject so yucky AS chipped beef on toast When you check my challenges AND see the griefs I post Only gumdrops come close TO chipped beef on toast When I pass on over And have become a ghost I will haunt the person who Suggested chipped beef on toast
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