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Art On Many Levels If anyone is wondering: The man with the tiniest penis on record in North America - a white supremacist with a Hispanic father who claims he is 'of western european descent [sic]' and patterns his speech off of recorded episodes of Rush Limbaugh - has an entire section dedicated to him on my DeviantArt page. A large one (couldn't resist) - hundreds of thousands of words and pictures. Years of personal anecdotes and hard-hitting (bwahaha) investigational journalism. Interesting to note: not only is his penis size confirmed to be fantastically miniscule (Be Amazed!), but he also gave himself testicular cancer by popping black market dopamine pills daily for decades in the erroneous belief that they would replace what his daily cocaine usage was removing from his brain. Conformation of job skills: I tell you I am a prophet. The first sentence I ever spoke to this man upon meeting him over twenty years ago was telling him that dopamine pills do not perform that function and would wind up giving him testicular cancer. This miracle was indeed performed in front of a live audience. I am now encouraging you to type theprophetobblonge into the search engine at DeviantArt. It sounds complicated, but it isn't. It involves politics, penises, football, a missing woman who may have been murdered, Texas and Michigan, a loner, a loser, four girls next door, crooked cops, governmental corruption, moral lessons involving greed and sloth, sociology studies on systemic selfishness of demographic groups, tips on emotional intelligence, and insight on a universal trait that brings humanity together as one. Even better, it is non-fiction, so not only does the reader gain valuable life skills but is also offered the opportunity of removing a measure of personal karmic debt. Costs nothing and bolsters confidence, creating the ingredients for a more productive, peaceful, effective society. Not available for a limited time! Please like and share! A simple way to spread joy to strangers and friends alike from the comfort of your device! Act now! Everyone will be so proud you did!