longer.blue

Sooooo, yeah... I really hate to bring it up (so much) but I’d really hate it more if I didn’t mention it BEFORE the war starts! Is everybody ready? Do you need anything to get ready for exile?? Luckily, I don’t suck at organizing in an emergency, (so, I’ve got that going for me?) Have you heard? So...What had happened was...Trump actually got another term, aaand he’s been busy! He told everyone who’s had our back the last 80 years or so to suck it. And now we’re bff’s with Reagan’s “evil empire” so, there’s that. I’m sure it will be fine, Putin’s probably just shy. I’m sure the “murderous dictator” thing is just hype. I mean, Trump was on WWF, so Putin’s probably just a D-list actor too, (what was I thinking??) They did finally get the planes to stop falling out of the sky...by killing our tourism industry. Well, it was the masked men in unmarked vehicles who have been disappearing people off the street who killed tourism. Not Trump. After a few visitors got snatched and imprisoned, (plus a Canadian one died) in concentration camps they all stopped coming. Oh and we got added to a list of human rights violators. And yeah, we do have concentration camps already. Project 2025 is over halfway done, but the 2nd half is the really the bad part. Ladies, we’re special! They have a few things just for us!! So, enough states have adopted the ERA (it only took 103 years) which was supposed to officially make us equal to men under the law, right?!?! Yeah, instead they’re taking away the 19th amendment. And all birth control. (No joke, stock up now!!) They didn’t totally forget about the guys, they’re planning to outlaw porn too. (Sorry guys, start downloading) They’re gearing up for the civil war they're all excited about, but we have until Trump gets military in most of the blue cities before they bomb the last one or two (depends on the # of troops), so however long that takes. A surprise is coming!! (Oh, and I don’t think it’s the #Epstein files, sadly..) I REALLY wish I was joking. (That would be nice, right?) Oh well, no time to reminisce about the good old days now, Trump’s making America great again! You all know what you need to do, Meet back here if you hear anything/need anything! Godspeed!!