longer.blue

TIL face strap-ons are a thing.. thanks shit-scrolling! 🤣 Apparently it’s for hitting both ends at once. FML for learning something that can't be unseen or unlearnt! #comedy #standup #jokes Look, I love a beautiful ass—but I’m more of a scenic route guy. Caress, admire, maybe whisper to it… but never penetrate! Respectfully 🤣 Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to research how to flash my memory like in Men in Black. Neuralyzer, but for kinks I didn’t ask to know existed.