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Vintage computer successful recap: "Greetings fellow citizens of the world of all persuasions! Join me for this bounteous feast of celebration! We shall eat, drink & be merry one and all!!" Vintage computer unsuccessful recap: "If you so much as smile near me, I'll cleave you & your family in twain with a scimitar. All must now feel the burden of my bitter disappointment on your shoulders. For at least an hour."