longer.blue

"We're Losing Texas" is the song of the 2026 midterms. Have fun coming up with your own lyrics. Here's mine: Just when we thought we’d won ‘em over back in ’24 A few months in and they don’t want our winning any more Thought we’d be makin’ it after dark Can’t even afford a place to park We’re losin’ Texas I can tell by the way He’s been bombing in Iran It’s like he figures he’ll just throw this thing away We’re doin’ everything we can It doesn’t take a thousand polls to see We’re swingin’ worse than Paxton overseas The golden iPhones didn’t sell We’re losing Texas I can tell That Mitch McConnell don’t look well We’re losing Texas I can tell