Barnaby: So like, she looked at me dead in the eye and explained to me for hours on end why my meticulously thought out plan is basically impractical and straight up suicide! Olly: You mean the one 'bout gathering all the flies across town to an enticing bait laced with deathy poison so you can eat a dinner's worth of flies... that died from eating poison? Barnary: Yeah yeah, exactly! Though, Erin did make a good point about nixing it. Olly: ...About not eating poison? Barnary: Nuh uh, about the trap catching spiders too! I dunno wanna those in my fly mix, they taste like butt! Olly (to himself): Man, what kind of lizard is he?!? And I thought I was a freak...
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