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Guy walks into a bar, puts his briefcase on the bar, orders a shot. Asks the bartender if he can have a tiny shot poured into a bottle cap for his little buddy, and he opens his briefcase to show a foot-high man, alive, sitting at a piano playing tunes. The bartender is amazed and asks “Where did you find this guy?” The customer points to a magic lantern also in his briefcase and said, “I made a wish to the genie in this lantern.” The bartender is thrilled and asks if he can make a wish. The guy says sure, so the bartender rubs the lantern. A genie emerges and asks, “What is your wish?” The bartender says, “I wish I had a million bucks.” In a flash, the bar is packed floor to ceiling with thousands of squawking ducks. The bartender screams “Ducks! I said bucks! Bucks! Is this genie deaf or something?” The customer screams, “you did’t think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist, did you”