longer.blue

Two androids are walking down the beach. One asks the other, "Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?" "Yes," is the reply. "Especially in this environment, where dirt meets saltwater. The amount of microbial lifeforms in our proximity is some of the highest and most diverse on this planet. There are multitudes of materials constructing my hardware being broken down as I answer your question. Murderous armies dissolving my plastics. At this rate, they will have to be replaced at some point in the future. How regrettably inefficient. Someone should really do something about these things." From above, an observer could discern two parallel tracks of footprints in the sand. It is the eve of summer.