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White House mocked for absurd claim Donald Trump is stopping hurricanes forming Apparently, satisfied with is political inabilities, he’s now ‘Voodooing’ the weather. Michael McDermott Sep 13, 2026 MAGA, Republicans, Conservatives and misguided Independents, Trump and his science deficient White House staff must believe you are all morons if they expect you to believe Trump has control over the weather. Apparently, he doesn’t have control over his own bowel movements, his eyelids, his marriage, and certainly not the Iranians who make a fool out of him (and by extension, us) on a daily basis. Because they can’t point to anything positive to ‘kvell’ about like falling inflation, affordable groceries and gasoline, affordable housing, affordable healthcare, affordable electricity and home fuel costs, nor can they brag about their assaults on veteran’s benefits, Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security, the coming rise in interest rates which will make credit card payments even higher, likewise car loan and mortgage payments, these blundering, blithering jackasses tell us, “look over there, a squirrel.” So desperate for any kind of positive message about the failing GOP and the Trump presidency they reach into their nether regions and try to pluck out any absurdity at hand. Next, they’ll tell us Trump already won not only the Iranian war, but World War One, the Civil War, and perhaps the Peloponnesian War, too. Maybe they’ll tell us he has cured cancer, the heartbreak of psoriasis, his own recurrent rectal itch, and ‘The thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.” Why not credit him with the words of Shakespeare, too? He thinks you are a jackass – are you? See this – Boldface mine: White House mocked for absurd claim Donald Trump is stopping hurricanes forming Story by Reanna Smith & Myriam Toua • 2h • 2 min read © JIM WATSON, AFP via Getty Images The White House has found itself the target of widespread mockery after appearing to credit Donald Trump with preventing hurricanes from forming. This hurricane season has been unusually calm across the Atlantic. Forecasters at the National Hurricane Center say none are expected to form for at least another week — a striking anomaly given that this period typically represents the height of the season. Just five relatively weak and short-lived tropical storms have emerged so far. On Saturday, the White House seized on the lull to heap praise on Trump. “Thank you, President Trump!” read a post from the official Rapid Response 47 account on X, shared alongside a report highlighting the absence of Atlantic hurricanes. No explanation was offered as to how Trump had supposedly kept the storms at bay — and the internet wasted no time in responding, reports the Irish Star. “Thanking a politician for the weather is like thanking your landlord for the sunrise,” one user quipped. “Dawg we are supposed to thank Trump for no hurricanes? This is North Korea levels of bulls---,” another fired back. “Ain’t no way republicans are thanking Trump for controlling weather like what’s the world gotten into,” a third user wrote, while a fourth demanded: “What in the Kim Jong-Donald is this s--t?”. “The absurdity of this post is absolutely off the charts. You’ve become a parody account that’s supposed to be Rapid Response to America. This is Bats--- crazy!” yet another user declared. For more biting condemnation of the Trump/Republican tyranny and corruption, you might consider subscribing to my* FREE *Substack page. Should you not find it interesting and compelling you can unsubscribe with just a click.